Wanna talk about phobias?

Fear of sudden teleportation. Fear of Americans. Fear of meeting someone who died long time ago. Fear of technology. Fear of sudden electricity shortage. Fear of drugs. Fear of homos. Fear of womans. Fear of being Jesus Christ. Fear of being God that can't do $#!+ about the world he created. Fear of AI. Fear of laughing. Fear of being alone in home. Fear of being someone else. Fear of constant change. Fear of constant. Fear of fear. Fear of dogs and cats and other animals. Fear of meat. Fear of music. Fear of stupid. Fear of being monitored. Fear of being too smart. Fear of black holes. Fear of nerds. Fear of Weird Al Yankovich. Fear of thinking for your self. Dude, I smoked too much it ain't even kidding.